Been a bit since my last post (don't worry, things are slowly getting back to normal around here, and I'll be back to near-nightly postings again), there's a number of things I want to talk about, so in brief, here they are!
America's Got TalentI'm still enjoying watching this show with Jessi, even if I find myself wondering what the heck the judges or the voting American public were thinking... this week's show had one act that I thought was absolutely amazing: A magician who completely blew away the panel when he disappeared on stage and reappeared behind the judges.
The judges pick this week? The Rapping Granny. Yes, that's right, a grandmother who raps. You know, 20 years ago, she would've appeared on one episode of the Gong Show, and then Jamie Farr or Jaye P. Morgan would've gonged her right off the stage. These days? She gets a shot at a million bucks.
America's choice this week was for one of the pre-teen girl singers (this show is full of 'em), despite the fact that she picked a song she shouldn't have tried singing (note to singers who want to appear on TV talent shows: Don't try singing Janis Joplin songs, especially "Take Another Piece of My Heart" -- the judges will tear you a new one unless you can NAIL it).
I noted that this week's shows also included a commercial for the next competition, and I hope to hell that the next time around, if they REALLY want to get some variety in the finals, the semi-finals should be grouped by the kind of performer, so we can get a show of all magicians, and pick the best one, and so forth.
Thank Goodness for "Monk" and "Psych"Otherwise Jessi and I would be going crazy for lack of new shows to watch. Oh, I should've added "The Closer" in that heading. All three of those shows are just starting their current seasons (well, in the case of "Psych," the first one), so there's some fresh stuff to watch, thank goodness! How else would we manage to deal with the wait for new episodes of "House," "Smallville," and the Law & Order shows?
Or "Cold Case," too -- we've nearly seen all those episodes, too.
Jon Is a Happy CookWhy? Because today, Jessia and I purchased a brand-new gas grill. It was the last day of Lowes' 20% off sale, and despite the fact that I worked on their electronic ad (submitted to the newspaper as a PDF file, in case you're curious -- we always have to make sure the ads will print correctly, and color-separate the right way) I had no idea this sale was going on.
We also bought some barbeque tools and a wire brush for cleaning the grill surface with. This coming weekend, we'll be having people over on Saturday for a barbeque dinner of burgers, potato salad, baked beans, and maybe corn on the cob (if it's available for a decent price, which it should be).
Speaking of Electronic AdsOne of the car dealers' ads that ran in Saturday's newspaper here (and in other papers, too, if indications are correct) had a baseball theme to it... but really, couldn't someone have come up with a better angle to promote than announcing "Daily Ball-Busting Specials"???? I kid you not, that's what the ad said (tomorrow, I'll show you what it looked like). Didn't anyone involved in the creation of that ad realize what that phrase means???
Party TimeSaturday we celebrated my mothers' birthday and my sister-in-law Kristi's birthday (she's the one who coordinated the cake and bubbles for the wedding). It was a very good time, and lots of family stories were shared, mostly those wherein someone in the family said something that didn't quite come out the way they planned it, to hilarious results.
Jessi put herself firmly into the family when we were talking about drivers license numbers (which we were curious about -- we can figure out where some of the letters and numbers come from, but not the last three). Jessi's license ends in "BH," and after my sister Debi said her license number changed when she got married and divorced, Jessi said, "Well, I was a BH before, and I'm a BH now!" Of course, the way she said "BH" made it sound an awful lot like "bee-itch", and so the entire family burst out in laughter. I'm sure that'll be repeated at some future family function!
Final ThoughtIf you don't already check it out five days a week (and you should) Robby Reed's "Dial B For Blog" is having a Legionaire Rejects week with a contest -- the winning entry for a Legion reject gets to choose the theme of a Dial B column! I submitted quite a few of them over the weekend, and the first installment of entries for Monday included one of mine! The reject's hero name is Potty Mouth, and while some of the Dial B posters thought he was inspired by Evil Robby there, in truth, the inspiration was a cross between any Quentin Tarantino movie and Fowlmouth, from the Tiny Toon Adventures show.
Oh, if you don't have the link on your bookmarks already, it's at
www.dialbforblog.com, although you may have to click on a "back issues" link to see my entry for Monday.
Jon