So... I'm presuming that most, if not all of you have been watching this "reality" series on the Sci-Fi Channel. We're three episodes into it so far (as of Thursday night), and I have to say...
...I'm enjoying the hell out of it.
Warning: There Will Be Spoilers Here!In the event you haven't been watching it, here's the basic concept: The contestants have come up with a superhero character, and in the show, they're actually portraying that character, complete with costume. These characters are supposed to have super-powers, but so far, there hasn't been a lot of discussion about what the powers are supposed to be (one of the few faults I've found, but I'll address that later on in this entry). Stan Lee, who executive produces the show (and if you don't know who he is, well, you must be one of my friends who reads this blog to keep in touch with what I'm doing lately, but isn't into comic books at all), chose 12 contestants from all who originally applied to be on the show.
Well, at least it started out that way. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Stan never meets with these people in person (not in the three episodes that have aired so far, anyway), but instead contacts them through a television screen or through their personal communicators (kind of like how Falcon-7 contacted Birdman in those 60s cartoons). The winner of this whole contest will not only get their character immortalized in a Dark Horse Comics comic book, but it'll also be featured in a Sci-Fi Channel original Saturday movie -- whether or not they retain the rights to that character isn't specified, but I'd imagine that there's some kind of licensing thing that'll happen, so that the winner will get some money for it, but not retain ownership.
Anyway... as with most reality shows, there are challenges to be accomplished, and as with all reality shows, there are eliminations. This show's challenges can't, obviously, test the contestants on anything involving super-powers at all, since they don't really have powers, natch... so instead, they're tested on what's on the inside. From the first episode onward, Stan let them know that what he's looking for is what really makes a superhero... how they act, what qualities they demonstrate, and so on.
If you act like an old-school superhero, Stan likes you. If you act more like, say, Wolverine or the Punisher, Stan doesn't like you.
From the first episode, there were contestants who annoyed me, that I wanted to see go as soon as possible. The first to be eliminated was Levity, the only openly gay contestant, because it was revealed that person owns a toy store, and makes custom action figures (at $200-300 a pop or more!) and figured by getting on this show, he could make Levity action figures and make a load of cash. Since superheroes aren't supposed to be driven by profit, he was out.
But you know, I didn't see enough of Levity to decide if I liked him at all or not.
Now, the Iron Enforcer -- him I hated right away. He's also the one I suspect is a plant on the show. His deal is that he has a "bionic" left arm, wears no shirt, and walks around with a big-ass gun, which he uses to kill people. As Jessi and I watched the episodes, he was always one of the three contestants who was up for elmination, and yet, he kept staying in the game... until the second episode, during that episode's second elimination, when he was finally out.
And as he was leaving, Stan (via a TV) stopped him, and said the Iron Enforcer doesn't make a good superhero... but he makes an excellent supervillain. The Enforcer agreed, and in the third ep, he's back -- and this is why I think he was a plant. Unless we just didn't see a scene where someone talks to him before the elimination and asks if he'd be up for a different role.
Anyway, I do like him as the villain of the series.
Jessi's favorite contestant was Monkey Woman, who's from Seattle -- she got eliminated because she not only failed one of the challenges, but she also let slip that she was an actress, not the real estate investor she originally said she was. Oh, Monkey Woman, you should know better than to lie to Stan Lee!
What was that challenge she failed? Well, each of the contestants was given $20 and told to go to a local cafe and buy a lunch to bring back, and Stan would judge their choice. That's what they were told, anyway. What the real challenge was -- that's a different subject! When they got to the cafe, the waitress or waiter serving them asked them what their real name was (yes, they went in costume). Since superheroes aren't supposed to reveal their secret identity, anyone who did failed the challenge! Sadly, only two of them succeeded.
None of the challenges are exactly as they seem... pretty sneaky of Stan (or whoever came up with them). Take the first episode's challenge: Show up in civvies, and when Stan calls them on their communicator, find a place to change into their costume, and race to the arch. Along the way, they would pass by a girl crying for help because she lost her mommy. They weren't told about the girl! Stan didn't care how fast they changed clothes or got to the arch, he cared about if they found a place to change clothes without being seen, and if they helped the girl.
When we first started watching the show, I picked Major Liberty as my favorite of the contestants, but by the end of the third episode, my choice switched to Feedback instead. Why? Because Feedback's more committed to staying in character.
Oh, and I'm getting sick and tired of Major Victory's "I'm going to be a winner, not a weiner" schtick. Plus, he just does some inappropriate stuff sometimes.
Of the current contestants... there are two that I think will be the next to go. One is Creature, who's this woman who just strikes me as... well, icky is a good word for it. And then there's Lumeria, who cries way too freakin' much. I think once those two go, it'll probably be either Fat Momma or Major Victory, which would leave Feedback.
Yep, that's right... it's only three episodes in, and seven characters are out. Well, really, six -- one of the first 12 was a plant, "Rotiart" -- whom I figured had to be a plant at the beginning. How did I know? Spell his name backwards.
So, what are you waiting for? Check your local listings for the Sci-Fi Channel -- the show gets repeated many times during the week, with the new episode on Thursdays. It's fun stuff, and I hope they do it again.
Oh, crap... I was going to talk about how I'd make changes to the show for the next time around, but I don't have time right now... so that'll have to be my next post!
Jon