Saturday, December 29, 2012

The Indexible Hulk #43!

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Title: “The Birth... of the Hulk-Killer!”

Credits: Written by Stan Lee, penciled by John Buscema, inked by Mike Esposito (as Mickey Demeo), lettered by Art Simek.

Supporting Cast: General Ross, Major Talbot, Betty Ross, Rick Jones

Villain: Boomerang, Hulk-Killer Android

Hulk Intelligence: As noted before, not too bright and short-tempered.

Guest-Stars: None

Plot: As the citizens of New York see the Orion Missile getting ever closer, someone actually notices there's someone on it – and that someone is Bruce Banner, who designed the Orion Missile (and leaped onto it as the Hulk before changing). The course can't be changed from the ground (unless, I guess, you have a giant expando-matic robot hidden in the trunk of a convertible, like Gorki did), but it can be done manually, so Bruce pops open a convenient panel that doesn't need to be unlocked, unscrewed, or unbolted, and manual sets the direction-finder so it won't strike the city, but instead crash at sea. Bruce figures at least this will let him die as a man, but the stress causes his pulse to quicken, changing him into the Hulk, who survives the explosion, as well as the shots of the Air Force Jet that had been following the missile. Meanwhile, far away, the Leader's hidden lab has been discovered by the police, and within they find a powerful humanoid robot, designed to beat the Hulk. Within the hour, Ross, Talbot and Betty are brought there, and by nightfall, their top research expert has arrived, and is given the Leader's notes and ordered to make it operational, so it can destroy the Hulk! The research expert succeeds, and the Humanoid, dubbed the Hulk-Killer, starts walking out of the lab, not letting things like walls get in its way. Meanwhile, it's somehow taken this long for the Hulk to swim ashore, where Rick waits, and they hide in a warehouse. Elsewhere, at Boomerang's apartment, the villain is royally ticked off, as the Secret Empire has been smashed (courtesy of the Sub-Mariner), but at least he's learned his weaknesses, and improved his skills and his weapons, and he figures he's now the Hulk's equal, and will be the victor next they clash! Meanwhile, Talbot begins to realize they shouldn't have activated the Humanoid, as it's rampaging in search of the Hulk. But it hasn't found the Hulk, so it ends up battling soldiers instead! Coincidentally (or is it coincidence?), the battle between the Hulk-Killer and the Army ends up reaching the warehouse the Hulk is kiding in, and the Hulk smashes through the wall to engage the Humanoid! But the Humanoid doesn't seem to even feel the Hulk's first blow, and then it smashes the Hulk to the ground, and prepares to finish him off!

Invention Exchange: It's revealed in this issue that Bruce Banner designed the Orion Missile – was this mentioned before? When the heck did he have time to design this, and why was anyone letting him do this kind of work if he was still suspected of being a traitor? I also have to wonder why the Leader never got around to using his Hulk-Killer Humanoid... unless he'd already realized how uncontrollable it would be?

Reprinted In: Marvel Super-Heroes #41, The Incredible Hulk (Pocket Books, 1978), Essential Hulk #1.

Notes: Flexible Marvel Time is on the march here, my friends... Ross and company were in Florida for the test of the Orion Missile, which went off course during its seven minute flight, almost destroying New York, but then going back to the ocean... and somehow, an hour was enough time once it exploded for all the reports to be done, as well as fly Ross and company to the Leader's lab in... New York (when was it ever established the Leader was based out of there?), and then several hours after that, the research dude arrives, and then it's about midnight when he activates the Hulk-Killer... and it's after that time has passed that the Hulk finally swims ashore? I mean, sure the Orion Missile was fast, but it's been established that the Hulk can swim pretty fast when he wants to! A bunch of night-owls, eh?

Cover Redux!

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First up this time, it's Amazing Spider-Man #79, and the reprint in Marvel Tales #60 -- and obviously, there's been a major change, replacing Peter Parker with his costumed alter ego (more motion lines are added, too). The Grand Comics Database credits Mike Esposito for making this change. And you know what? It's really a stupid change, in my opinion... but typical of the era. There's already this big Spidey-face blurb right there, plus the logo to tell you it's a Spider-Man book, so why make the change? Especially since J. Jonah Jameson wouldn't be reacting that way to seeing Spider-Man tossed out of a window (unless he was feeling threatened enough himself that he needed Spidey's help, but I don't think the Prowler was that huge a threat to him). Plus, this also puts this square into "This doesn't ever happen in the comic" mode!

Friday, December 28, 2012

Comic Book Ads!

If you thought some of the stuff in the last installment of this series was odd... check out this bunch!
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From All True Crime #28, look at that portable typewriter they're selling -- what the heck? There is no way you can convince me that any one could have possibly been able to use that without it breaking... even in my slowest typing days, I would've been faster than this ever could have! The radio advertised below looks kind of neat, though, in a kitschy way.

Cliffhanger! The Vanishing Shadow, Chapter 9!

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Toy Spotlight: Big Jim, Part 2!

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Continuing the Big Jim stuff, here's the Karate outfit, which it seems to me just about every kid who got a Big Jim also received -- or maybe just the board came with all the Big Jim figures?

Magna-Slide Video Feature!

This time around, we have Thumper (from Bambi), Snow White, and Mickey Mouse!


Wednesday, December 26, 2012

The Fleischer Popeyes: Can You Take It

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This is the tenth cartoon in the Popeye series (including the Betty Boop pilot), and this one opens with Popeye walking down the street with Olive, singing his theme song, and Olive giggling. He's walked Olive to where he works, the Bruiser Club (which has a welcome mat, but the word "Welcome" is crossed off of it). He drops her off at the hospital entrance, and starts to walk away, but then he notices the sign: "Bruiser Boys Club. Can you take it? We dare you to join." Well, Popeye mutters about this under his breath for a few seconds, but you know he can't resist, right?

010-02So, in he walks, and the members present are battering each other with giant mallets, kicking each other's chins, and so forth, laughing about it all the time. However, a quick cut to the entrances to the Initiation Room and the Hospital Ward soon make you see that this is not for everyone, as two rough-looking orderlies take one applicant on a stretcher from the first door to the second, followed by another. Popeye's response? "Some fun, eh kid?" and he heads over to the Membership Committee door.

010-03Walking in, he tells Bluto, the club president, that he wants to join. Bluto laughs at the idea, as do his goons, and then asks Bluto if he can take it, and squeezes Popeye's hand. This causes the thumb to expand in response, but nothing Popeye can't shake off. Popeye then grabs Bluto's hand and squeezes, his hand becoming a vise, and causing Bluto to cry out in pain. Bluto doesn't seem that impressed, however. Then he offers Popeye an "El Ropo" cigar, and lights his own (Popeye uses his chin to strike his own match). Bluto sucks his cigar down to ash in a second, and blows the smoke at Popeye, and then Popeye sucks his entire cigar down to ash and blows the smoke out of his eye, causing Bluto to choke!

010-04He tells his boys to put Popeye through the works, and they blindfold him, and start kicking and punching him around, then throwing him through a door marked "1st 2nd 3rd Degre," where Popeye finds himself in a stone hallway (still blindfolded) where two giant rotary saws are spinning. Walking between them, Popeye laughs at the tickling he gets from the saws as the saws are wrecked on his near-invulnerable body. Walking onward, he's buffeted from above and below by mechanical devices, then falls into a hole that sends him down a spiral pipe (that twists Popeye similarly, of course).

010-05Landing, Popeye walks down another stone hallway, where a series of mechanical arms punch him as he walks, but this still doesn't stop him! Then, Popeye enters an elevator whose car is an iron maiden, which closes on him and brings him back to the initiation room.  Bluto pulls the iron maiden out, and rubbing his hands in glee, opens it up, to find that all the knives have been bent out of shape, and Popeye's none the worse for wear!

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Bluto's quite mad about this, and tells Popeye (still blindfolded) that they're going to take his picture, but he sets Popeye up in front of a cannon, which is shot at Popeye! The cannon ball bounces off Popeye and back into the cannon (which is destroyed), and Popeye's blindfold comes off, and our hero complains about stomach pains. Bluto picks him up and punches him up to a metal "car" on pulleys, which starts rolling down a rope, and sends Popeye to the hospital ward, where he's dropped into a bed and Olive's there waiting for him. Bluto and the boys laugh.
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Olive frets over Popeye, and Popeye moans he's so sick (while hearts burst around him, and he smokes the thermometer to ash). However, when he learns that he's not a member of the Bruiser Boys Club because he can't take it, this gets Popeye's dander up! He gets up out of bed, pulls out his spinach and eats it (we're close to the fanfare here, very close) and of course, this invigorates him, and he leaps back to Bluto and the boys!

010-09010-08Fortunately, they're all standing in a circle, so Popeye just has to sock the first one, and a chain reaction occurs, although the last one knocks Popeye down. Then, Popeye hits in the other direction, but the same thing happens. Then, Popeye hits the floor, sending them flying! Next, Bluto comes after Popeye with a club, but Popeye keeps ducking, and then grabbing the club and bonking Bluto with it. Popeye then proceeds to take all the remaining members on, one at a time, including one who comes after him in a suit of armor (which gets Transformation Punched into a cast iron stove), and then it's Bluto's turn again!

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The fight gets into high gear now, as Popeye hits them through walls, and then even gets them in a sort of rope that he swings around like a cowboy doing rope tricks, and then cracks the whip, sending them all flying into beds in the hospital ward.
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Then, Popeye goes to the president's desk, and says, "In the name of the Bruiser Boys Club, I call this meeting to order!" and slams the gavel onto the desk -- which not only smashes the desk, it brings the entire building down! Popeye sings, "I'm Popeye the sailor man!" and we iris out.

Now, THIS is what I call a Popeye cartoon! We get a chance to see Popeye's durability demonstrated, we see that he does have a sense of pride, and everyone's in character. Given how much I enjoyed it, I give this one my first ever rating of... FIVE CANS OF SPINACH! Arf arf!
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Kirby Kovers!

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First up this time around, it's Thor #150... wow, this is really something, isn't it? An apparently dead Thor on the ground, his spirit rising from his body... Hela standing there to claim him, Loki's shade in the background happy as can be... the stuff of legend, eh?

Monday, December 24, 2012

Christmas Comics Countdown Day 24: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1952) Part 2!

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Monster Stuff!

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First up this month's installment of "Monster Stuff," it's a poster and lobby card for The Man Who Turned To Stone!

Cool Stuff!

Again, more Batstuff!
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1970s Catwoman "Oil Can" Puzzle!

Christmas Comics Countdown Day 24: Walt Disney's Christmas Parade (Gold Key) #1, Part 1!

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Sunday, December 23, 2012

Fandom Library: Nostalgia Illustrated #1!

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Yep, something quite different for this time around!

Character Collectible Spotlight: The Original Captain Marvel, Part 1!

This will also include other Marvel Family members as needed, naturally! And no, I'm not going to call him "Shazam," because that's the name of the freakin wizard!

Ahem.

Anyway, we'll start with these posters and lobby cards for "The Adventures of Captain Marvel" movie serial!
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