It occurred to me this morning that I really seem to have embraced my inner "Clark Kent," if you will.
Perhaps this needs a bit of explanation. If you've never met me or seen a photo of me, I'm 6 feet 6 inches tall, with dark hair, blue eyes, and I wear glasses. Pretty much any time someone's seen me wearing a suit and tie, I've gotten the comment that I look like Clark Kent... and that would always bug me.
The funny thing is, it shouldn't have... I mean, I've always (or at least, for as long as I can remember) been a Superman fan... and heck, even in high school, I was on the journalism staff for two years!
I'd imagine that a lot of the blame for wanting to deny my Clarkishness has to do with Chris Reeve's portrayal of Clark Kent in the Superman movies. This was a very big contrast with Clark in the comics, or even in the George Reeves show.
George portrayed Clark as much more of a go-getter... Clark was not just a competent reporter, and he wasn't a complete klutz! One sometimes wondered why Lois (either Lois) had such a dismay for him.
When the movies came out, Clark was a TV reporter (thankfully, that didn't stick), and he didn't always make himself look like a moron (Steve Lombard tried to make Clark look bad, although thanks to his super-powers, Clark would always turn the tables on him). But even in the comics of the 60s, Clark wasn't a complete loser... oh, he'd feign weakness at times, or act "cowardly" if some alien monster started attacking (like that made Clark any different from everyone else around him, except Lois, whose instinct for self-preservation rarely seemed to kick in).
Chris' Clark? One wondered why Perry White would've even hired him. He was the consummate klutz... he'd get stuck in revolving doors, get his tie caught in stuff... there was nothing really positive in Clark's favor.
Now, I understand that as Clark, Superman had to act different from his super-hero identity, but you know, why would anyone think Superman HAD a secret identity? The movies never dealt with what Superman did when he wasn't being Superman, after all.
Don't get me wrong... I think Chris' Superman is the best we've seen on the big screen.
Anyway, I'm digressing. After high school, and after a false start in technical school, I went into the Navy, and became... a journalist! And yes, my boot camp-issued glasses looked just like Clark Kent's (they referred to them as "birth-control glasses," because nobody ever got any action if they wore them).
And of course, while I was in the Navy, that's when Byrne and Wolfman rewrote the book on Superman and Clark Kent... Heck, Clark was a guy one could look up to all by himself! But the general public still thought of Clark Kent as he was portrayed in the movies.
When I got out of the Navy, and back in civilian life, rather than persuing the journalism thing, I went into desktop publishing and word processing. And perhaps I began to embrace my inner Clark a bit more by then, because one Halloween, at my first full-time job, I decided to go out and buy a Superman t-shirt (blue with the shield, natch), and wear a suit and tie to work, as well as slicking my hair back.
I didn't tell anyone who I was dressed as, however... I decided to let them guess! And I think it was about 3 in the afternoon before the light went on... at which point I opened my shirt, and we all got a big laugh out of it.
After leaving that job (and the job after that), I started growing my hair long, and when it was long enough, I tied it in a ponytail. Part of this was because I could do it... a bigger part was to get the resemblance to Clark further away (although, to be honest, given how much weight I put on after getting out of the Navy, there wasn't that much of a resemblance anymore to Clark... I looked closer to Norm on Cheers, sans the curly hair!).
Naturally, after I'd been wearing my hair in a pony tail for a while, the whole Death of Superman thing happened, and when he came back, he had long hair... which, as Clark, he tied in a pony tail.
Apparently, I couldn't win... or could I?
As many of you probably know, the whole Death of Superman thing happened because there was a little show starting out called "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," and while DC wanted to have Clark and Lois get married in the comics, it was decided to hold off until the TV Clark and Lois got married.
So, enter Dean Cain as Clark Kent. Klutz? No way. Heck, women thought Clark was a stud! At least, the women in the L&C fan club I joined up thought so, anyway.
Dean's Clark didn't have long hair... and I did. He was in great physical shape... and I definitely wasn't.
Finally, a Clark I wouldn't mind being compared to... and there was no way that was going to happen!
So, years go by... I met my first wife through that L&C club, put on more weight, she passed away, I moved back to Washington, looked for work for way too long... and then I found my dream job.
At a newspaper. Hello? I'm turning back into a Clark Kent! Well, okay, so I'm not a reporter there.
But I did meet Jessi, fell in love, and then we got Krypto, and I started losing weight with Jessi as part of Weight Watchers.
So let's see... tall, dark hair, glasses, blue eyes, works at a newspaper, has a dog named Krypto (okay, so he's not a super dog, and Clark never publicly had Krypto as his dog, but bear with me)... and then, the first Halloween after starting Weight Watchers, I decided Krypto would go as Krypto... and since I was feeling good about how I looked, I decided to go as Superman (although with the aid of a homemade "muscle suit").
This last thing occurred a year and a half ago... and I'm just now realizing that I decided, at least subconsciously, to embrace my inner Clark Kent. Will there be more parallels between Clark and I? I kind of doubt it, unless I change jobs and work for a major metropolitan newspaper (as opposed to the-honestly-minor newspaper in a rather small city, although it is the only paper in town)...
But like I said, I guess I've accepted it. Heck, I even sometimes refer to my home office as the "Fortress of Geekitude," and have talked about getting Krypto a deluxe "Doghouse of Solitude."
Jon